undwarfy: (= drink up bitches)
Varric Tethras ([personal profile] undwarfy) wrote in [community profile] museyboxy 2018-04-15 01:05 am (UTC)

"For shit's sake."

Varric hauled Fenris up by his stupid pauldrons and shoved him into a chair. Any attempt at resisting or getting up would be met with a truly bone-chilling Dad Glare. Before Fenris got any stupid ideas like talking, Varric popped open the bottle of wine and poured them two obscenely large glasses, filled way too full for polite society.

"Tell you what, Broody. You have a drink and take a minute to pull your head out of your ass. Then we can talk."

With that, Varric plopped into his own chair, miraculously without spilling a drop, and sipped from his precariously full goblet.

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